instructions:the first person wishes for something and the next post MUST grant that wish but include a NEGATIVE thing in side and then wish for somethign themself....

example:
anonymous1: i wish for a million dollars
anonymous2: Granted but the money was stolen and the FBI are after u
I wish for a pet tofu
anonymous3:Granted but it wud be eaten by your brother the minute it cud move
i wish for.etc.etc

start:
i wish that i can go to a retarded school

Granted but a fire broke out before you could start school. ;33
I wish to be a singer. lols.

granted but u sang until u became a mute

i wish for this forum to be alive again

granted but the forumotion.com closed down and the forum was shut

oi guys.......after u all say the granted part then muz wish for something else